Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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