It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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