We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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