In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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