A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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