I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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