idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
