im drinking this country out of the recession.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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