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(661): View more from California

Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.

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(813): View more from Florida

Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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(954): View more from Florida

i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how

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(540): View more from Virginia

There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight

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(303): View more from Colorado

please don't ironically join a cult

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