Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
