We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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