Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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