some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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