Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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