Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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