Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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