We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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