My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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