there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
