just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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