That's when you crack a 10am beer
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
