im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
sex in a hospital.. check
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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