I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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