how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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