as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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