Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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