what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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