I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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