Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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