Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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