So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
