whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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