Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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