Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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