Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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