Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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