Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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