I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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