in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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