am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
