We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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