She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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