Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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