Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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