i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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