walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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