I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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