i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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