im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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