I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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