We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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