Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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