I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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