hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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