I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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