I'm passing your future prison.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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