friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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